Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

S
upport Goofball.com

George W. Bush
 
"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
 
 

Random Quote
 
"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."
— singer Roger Daltry
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#66 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
 
 


Tips on love by kids age 5-10.

By: UnknownPublished: 05/07/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." (Tom, 5)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE:
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deoderant are so popular." (Jan, 9)

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)

ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE:
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)

THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)

SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me." (Bart, 9)

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
"The person is thinking, Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (michelle,9)

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy,8)

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Men / Women Jokes...

 

Search
 
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
WOAH joanna miller (0 replies)
started by smurfcream
(06.21.2001 5:29:28 PM EST)

sorry sweetheart, but at 13 you ain't anywhere near being a woman yet. this website is not offensive, and if you don't like it, don't look at it dumbass! noone forced you to go on here.

cool (0 replies)
started by nicklass
(06.09.2001 5:30:20 PM EST)

that was one of the coolest things i read

this is funny (0 replies)
started by hotgurl88
(05.30.2001 6:04:08 PM EST)

this is funny stuff

hi, I just wanted to say a few things (2 replies)
started by sajdkhaskdhk
(05.24.2001 9:41:29 PM EST)

first of all, I think your website sucks. I am a woman, and the website if very offensive to women. You have porn pics of women, and I cannot lie to the fact that a woman's body is better than a man's, but guys get enough porn. They should not see the female body, and I think all women who pose nude are fucking sluts and whores for being so okay with showing off their breats and vaginas. Also, please stop calling vaginas pussies, it is offensive. and dont call breasts tits. I think your website should get taken off for some offensive material. I just wanted to say it is dumb.

screw you,

Joanna Miller age 13

Sminkette

thats funny, (0 replies)
started by NSMC
(11.11.2000 6:50:44 PM EST)

thats cute

Too cute (0 replies)
started by jessicanicole
(11.08.2000 2:47:17 PM EST)

Most of these kids just seem so young to have such close ideas about how a relationship works!!

tascojm (0 replies)
started by tascojm
(10.14.2000 4:33:11 PM EST)

if these kids keep these thoughts thru life ,this world will have a chance.

First again! (0 replies)  
started by crazed
(08.24.2000 9:49:41 PM EST)

This joke was really stupid, but I only read it to be first!

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Rate This!

3.14 Goofballs of 5
99 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
     
    An AC Nielsen study found that 7% of people in Norwaty changed their underwear only once a week.