"I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
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"Permitted Vehicles Not Allowed" — temporary road sign on side of US 27
Snapple Facts
#72 The average person uses 150 gallons of water per day for personal use.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
One Liners
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk.
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish.............. 49
Adventurer.......... Slept with all your friends
Athletic............ No tits
Average looking..... Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful........... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.... Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated............ Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure.. Medicated
Feminist............ Fat ballbuster
Free spirit......... Junkie
Friendship first.... Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun................. Annoying
Gentle.............. Comatose
Good Listener........Borderline Autistic
New-Age............. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned....... Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......... Desperate
Outgoing............ Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.......... Sloppy drunk
Poet................ Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional........ Certified Bitch
Redhead............. Bad dye-job
Reubenesque......... Grossly Fat
Romantic............ Looks better by candle light
Social.............. Has been passed around like an hors doeuvres tray
Voluptuous.......... Very Fat
Weight proportion w/ height... Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...... Stalker
Widow............... Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart...... Old bat
MEN'S ADS
40-ish.............. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic............ Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking..... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated............ Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit......... Banging your sister
Friendship first.... As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun................. Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking........ Arrogant
Very good looking... Dumb as a board
Honest.............. Pathological Liar
Huggable............ Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle..... Insecure mama's boy
Mature.............. Older than your father
Open-minded......... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit...... Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet................ Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive........... Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive...... Gay
Spiritual........... Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.............. Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful.......... Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Yeah....
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started by
tjshere
(07.28.2002 11:48:12 AM EST)
These sound about right. LMAO @ how many of them indicate fatdom.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
All I know is
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started by
marvin
(07.28.2002 4:44:55 AM EST)
pesonal ads aren't written in English .... NS GSOH ?
let's not forget
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started by
arealladiesman
(07.28.2002 1:51:42 AM EST)
seeking long term relationship- feels guilty for something done in the past and wishes to punish himself for the rest of his life!
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall to ANYTHING!
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