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 The Old Man's Penis | | By: Laura | Published: 08/25/1999 | | |  |
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An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.
Nurse Jones, realizing that Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him.
"It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said,
"Mr.Smith I thought you told me your penis died."
"It did," he replied, "today is the viewing."
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Ha ha......
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pookiemon
(03.28.2001 2:28:47 AM EST)
It was funny
I give it 3 out of ten.
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Old Penis
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kweenbee
(12.16.2000 0:16:52 AM EST)
It's great! Wisdom comes with age like mine. This old geezer wasn't stupid.
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old penis
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hikali
(09.13.2000 4:05:26 AM EST)
old birdhikali_ice
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SUCKS
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.08.2000 5:13:33 PM EST)
IS NOT FUNNY
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