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"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq isliberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small BusinessRemarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003
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"He wants Texas back."
— Tommy Lasorda, Dodger manager, asked what terms Mexican - born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations. (1981)
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#155 In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.
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is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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 Don't Touch Me | | By: bd2son | Published: 06/24/2007 | | |  |
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An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me".
"Why not", he asks.
She answers back, "Because I'm dead".
The husband says to her, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another".
The wife says, "No, I'm definitely dead."
Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"
His wife answers, "I know I'm dead because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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