"In an economic recession, I'd rather that in order to get out of this recession, that the people be spending their money, not the government trying to figure out how to spend the people's money." - Tampa, Fla., Feb. 16, 2004
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"There's just no such thing as truth when it comes to him. He just says whatever sounds good and worries about it after the election." — Presidential candidate Bill Clinton describing his opponent, George Bush (Quoted in the American Spectator, 10/28/92)
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#33 Termites eat through wood two times faster when listening to rock music!.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She plays pool with the planets!
One Liners
Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? A. Everyone has the same DNA.
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
but the woman would have had her ass covered and one of them would have covered for her.
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