"I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race." - Describing a phone call to Sen. John Breaux. Crawford, Texas, Dec. 2, 2000
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"This has all the earmarks of an eyesore." — James McSheehy, member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors commenting on a construction project he was against
Snapple Facts
#79 There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
One Liners
Q. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
but the woman would have had her ass covered and one of them would have covered for her.
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