|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
 Can't wait til the honeymoon !?! | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 12/03/1998 | | |  |
|
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the alter and
the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.
The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited."
The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."
Now - the bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and
says,"Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited."
The bride replies "I have just given the last blow job of my entire life."
Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
Athlete Offered Spicy Honeymoon Down Under
Honeymoon Manners
Best Man Vows For Groom
Honeymoon Night
Dog Coughs Up a Couple of Karats
Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 13, 2000
Rare Diseases
Top 10 Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding
Top 10 Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding
Redneck Wedding
Hunting Season
True Virgin
Jackie's Joke of the Day - July 27, 2000
Who Wears the Pants?
Never enough rope
The Chronological aspect of the sphincter muscle, better known as ... The Shit List
No Fun At The Zoo
The Best And Worst Country-Western Song Titles
The Old Man
Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 20, 2000
|
More Men / Women Jokes...
| | |
|
|
ARTICLE FORUM LIST |
|
You must register to participate in this discussion.
|
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
|
|
| Rate This!
|
 |
|
|
| Section Features
|
|
|
|
| One Year Ago
|
|
Men, Will They Ever Learn?
A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing ...
07.08.2007
Don't Touch Me
An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, ...
06.24.2007
Freindship: Men vs Women
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house ...
05.24.2007
Onion And A Donkey
What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion? ...
05.18.2007
|
|
|
|
| Two Years Ago
|
|
Do You Know What
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular ...
07.07.2006
Protection!
A female truck driver decided to buy herself a big ...
06.30.2006
The Cure!
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was ...
06.23.2006
Ole And The Policeman
Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman ...
06.22.2006
|
|
|
|
| Lookie Here!
|
|
|
|
 |
Goofball Facts |
 |
| |
|
The longest worm known, Lineus longissimus, has been reported to exceed 150 feet in length.
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
