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"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
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"I am incapable of doing any real work on my own. You are my co-worker who will have to help me. Please advise."
— Steve Schultz, Talentless Loser
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so ugly you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.
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 The Bank Robbery | | By: robnoxious | Published: 06/15/2008 | | |  |
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A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'
The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.' Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The first letters of the months July through November, in order, spell the name JASON.
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