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The Bank Robbery

By: robnoxiousPublished: 06/15/2008
 
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A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'

The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'

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    Title: FIRST
    By: suicideking
    Date: 06.15.2008 2:06 AM EST

    perfect. looks like that guy is newly single and looking to mingle!

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    perfect. looks like that guy is newly single and looking to mingle!

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