Speed Limit
By: star82397	Published: 01/21/2001
A State Police officer observed a car puttering along the highway at 22 MPH. He turned on his lights and pulled the car over. Approaching the vehicle, he noticed that it contained five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, said, "Officer, I don't understand. I was doing exactly the speed limit. What's the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replied, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? I'm following the posted speed exactly!" The officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explained that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. Embarrassed, the woman smiled and thanked him for pointing out her error. Before letting her go, the officer asked, "Is everyone in this car okay? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." "Oh, they'll be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Looks like (0 replies) started by kweenbee (01.21.2002 10:36:21 PM EST) she was just making up for up time. Good joke. Love the country, live to pee outside!

Ladies can't drive! (0 replies) started by duck888 (01.24.2001 12:09:41 PM EST) I heard the statistics from insurance and they are misleading. Guys drive fast and staight in the lanes. If ladies did the exact same, there wouldn't be anymore accidents.

dude.... (0 replies) started by stnrken (01.22.2001 0:00:21 AM EST) old ladies drive cars that can't go past 25! Life's a bitch, then you die and burn in hell with the rest of us. So shut the fuck up and deal with it.

dude.... (0 replies) started by stnrken (01.22.2001 0:00:01 AM EST) old ladies drive cars that can't go past 25! Life's a bitch, then you die and burn in hell with the rest of us. So shut the fuck up and deal with it.

oops (0 replies) started by jci986 (01.21.2001 12:37:55 PM EST) past

that was ok (0 replies) started by jci986 (01.21.2001 12:36:39 PM EST) but usually old ladies drive in old cars that cant go passed like 80.

Shaving (0 replies) started by thejudgerules (01.21.2001 2:35:30 AM EST) My 80 year old wife is shaving her balls. What can I do? thejudgerules

First (1 reply) started by mynok5 (01.21.2001 0:05:47 AM EST) BO SELECTA my 80 year old husband is shaving his balls...What can I do?

yello (0 replies)   started by assfuck (01.21.2001 0:05:33 AM EST) roger's a dipshit. pass it on... I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

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