"The Iraqi regime is a threat to any American and to threats who are friends of America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Rallies Troops at Fort Hood," Jan. 3, 2003
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#193 The year that read the same upside down was 1961. That won't happen again until 6009.
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One Liners
Q: What are the three words women hate to hear most when having sex? A: "Honey, I'm home!"
A mild mannered man is tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he decides to go to a psychiatrist. The doctor tells him he has to develop self-esteem. The doctor gives him a booklet on assertive training and the man reads it on the way home.
When he walks through the door and his wife comes to greet him, he tells her, "From now on I'm the man of this home and my word is law. When I come home from work I want my dinner on the table. Now get upstairs and lay me some clothes on the bed because I'm going out with the boys tonight. Then draw my bath. And when I get out of the tub, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
I made a comment about doing laundry one time. A friend asked in disbelief, "Do you have to do your own laundry?".
I said, "Of course not, I don't have to. I only do it, because I want something clean to wear."
(True Story)
Who is in charge ?
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started by
marvin
(10.14.2002 5:28:24 AM EST)
Guys you can carry on dreaming ;-)
Hahahahahahaha
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started by
kweenbee
(10.14.2002 0:06:06 AM EST)
Oh it's great to be back home again! ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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