10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her tits are just too big.
6. Sometimes I
want to be held.
5. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
4. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Alley McBeal.
1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions
