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"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
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"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of ... older men who prey on underage women.... There are consequences to decisions and ... one way or another, people always wind up being held accountable."
— Bill Clinton, June 13, 1996, in a speech endorsing a national effort against teen pregnancy, quoted in U.S. News and World Report.
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#32 There are one million ants to every human in the world.
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... is so fat, She jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A. Everyone has the same DNA.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Having My Baby | | By: OneEyedDick | Published: 02/07/2001 | | |  |
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Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, twenty three of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy."
The nurse says, "He's happy now. But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass..."
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heh
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started by
qwerty40
(06.18.2001 8:50:28 AM EST)
lol.
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lol
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started by
pyrtwist
(04.14.2001 4:01:40 AM EST)
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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