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"I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state." -George W. Bush, speaking to reporters, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
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"I dont' know. I have never played there."
— Golfer Sandy Lyle, aske in 1994 to judge Tiger Woods.
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#22 Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.
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... is so fat, When she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on!
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Q. Why are hurricanes named after women?
A. Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Midget In The Men's Room | | By: bd2son | Published: 06/03/2005 | | |  |
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A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder."
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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