A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at
the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to
his wife, "Just think, honey,
we've been married for 50
years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were
sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here
naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get
naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at
the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied,
"My nipples are as hot for you today as they
were fifty years
ago." "I wouldn't be surprised..."
"One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!"
screamed grandpa...
