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"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."
— singer Roger Daltry
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Snapple Facts |
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#66 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
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is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 This One's For The Women | | By: acidinterval | Published: 11/12/2008 | | |  |
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He said . .. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . ....That's a good idea - you stand by the sink and do the dishes while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . A widow.
He said . ..Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. | | Type: | Unknown | | Download: | 
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Casino Joke |
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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At any given moment 1 in 3 people are looking at porn on the Internet.
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