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The Parrot

By: AnonymousPublished: 12/13/1999
 
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A man and his wife are having sexual problems so he goes to talk to his doctor.

The doctor recommends getting a pet for his wife that maybe it will relax her. So the guy goes to the pet store and gets a parrot. He takes it home and they put the parrot's cage in their bedroom.

That night that begin to make love and the parrot says "someone's gonna get fucked!" The wife gets really upset and of course the sex is not gonna happen.

The next night the same thing happens. The guy is so frustrated he goes back to the doctor. The doctor tells him to get a playmate for the parrot, preferably a female!

So he goes back to the pet store and asks for a female parrot. The pet store guy says sorry we don't have one, but we do have a female owl and the parrot won't know the difference.

So he buys the owl and takes it home. They put it in the cage with the parrot and that night they start to make love again, and again the parrot says "someone's gonna get fucked!" and the owl says "Whooo, Whooo" ! and the parrot looks at the owl and says "not you, you big eyed, ugly mother fucker!

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    nice (0 replies)
    started by mario252
    (12.13.2000 8:49:07 PM EST)

    very funny nice touch

    A Better Joke (0 replies)
    started by howardstern
    (12.13.2000 5:52:19 PM EST)

    Q: What's the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex?

    A: The microwave won't brown your meat.

    F Jackie.

    a good joke (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.24.2000 10:13:15 PM EST)

    whats the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?





    The refrigerator doesnt fart when you take out the meat.

    dunno (0 replies)
    started by CajunMafia
    (09.23.2000 2:31:56 AM EST)

    Never done this before.......
    hehe

    When life throws you down, grab a rope and climb back up!!!

    I'm first (0 replies)  
    started by rook30505
    (09.07.2000 11:28:24 PM EST)

    that wasn't very good

    Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex

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