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"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been - some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started - but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." - Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
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#37 A snail breathes through it's foot.
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Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
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 Things Women Should Never Say To A Naked Man | | By: Anonymous | Published: 07/10/2000 | | |  |
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- Oh, it's so cute.
- I'm so sorry.
- I've smoked joints fatter than that.
- Who circumcised you?
- Why don't we just cuddle?
- You know they have surgery to fix that.
- You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
- Can I paint a smiley face on that?
- Wow, and your feet are so big.
- My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
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- Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
- Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
- Oh no, a flash headache!
- My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
- Let me go get my tweezers.
- How sweet, you brought incense!
- This explains your car.
- Are you one of those pygmies?
- All right! A treasure hunt!
- Why is God punishing you?
- But it still works, right?
- Do you take steroids?
- Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
- Let me know when you're done.
- Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
- Aww, it's hiding.
- Are you cold?
- If you get me real drunk first.
- Is that an optical illusion?
- Were you neutered?
- It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
- Does it come with an air pump?
- Wow, some place to put my rings.
- Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
- So this is why I'm supposed to judge people on personality.
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What the Hell?
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started by
Bigern40962
(05.31.2001 12:29:41 PM EST)
Now how am I going to comment on that shit?Hi there!!! What's going on???
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no way...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 7:53:04 AM EST)
...u will make me talk about this...
btw so this is your only problem with men, huh???!!! nice to know that...
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you
(0 replies)
started by
amac007
(07.11.2000 11:42:58 PM EST)
check this out.
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they ran this b4
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started by
beadro
(07.10.2000 11:39:30 PM EST)
they ran this 1 b4
check in their very first 2 months of the sex jokes
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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