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Why Men Should Always Listen to Women's Instructions
While on an airplane a man had to use the restroom in bad way,
but there was a very
long line. A flight attendent noticed that
he had to use the restroom and told him that he may use the
womens restroom but that he was not to push any buttons. The
man said that he would not push any buttons and thanked her for
allowing him to use the womens restroom.
When he was through he noticed the buttons that he was told not
to touch. There were 4 buttons tilted WA WW PP ATR. Well being a
man he had to push them. One of the buttons had WW printed on it
the man pushed it and warm water sprayed
on his bottom. That was
not so bad so he went ahead and pushed the button that had WA
printed on it and warm air dried his bottom. He pushed another
button that had PP on it and a powder puff powdered his bottom at
this time he was thinking that the women had it really good and
what the hell he could push the the last button that was titled ATR.
When he awoke he was in a hospital bed and a nurse came in. He asked
why he was here because the last thing that he remembered is
that he was in the
womens restroom on a plane. The nurse said
yes and you had a really nice time until you you pushed the
Atomatic Tampon Remover, your penis is under the pillow.
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granny s g a cat
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.29.2001 11:31:07 AM EST)
if your server is OL'd, just say so or fix the problem w/dnld button.
thanx, tom
AARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
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started by
Asp
(07.09.2000 7:31:40 AM EST)
I hate stories like that, even though I can see it coming.
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