"It will take time to restore chaos and order—but we—order out of chaos." —Bush, speaking to reporters about the situation in Iraq Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George W. Bush DeliversRemarks Regarding POWS," April 13, 2003
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflects on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replies, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undresses, she asks, "What are you thinking now?"
He replies, "It looks like I did a pretty good job."
He should stab her to death with a fork and make wallets from her leathery hide.
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