Definitions By Gender
By: Tinker Bell	Published: 12/04/1999
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. BUTT (but) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinking FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Okay, (0 replies) started by someguy17 (12.04.2000 11:27:00 PM EST) I totally remember seeing a bunch of these in an old Mad Magazine . .

A "rodeo fuck"... (0 replies) started by mikecobb (10.31.2000 2:37:00 PM EST) is when you mount a girl doggie style, with one hand reach under her and grab a tit, slap her on the ass,call her by the wrong name and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds. michaelscobbjeepfun

First again (0 replies)   started by kdebonair (10.19.2000 9:03:26 PM EST) I bet I make this look easy Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into a sewer and die. -Mel Brooks

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