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Modern Medicine Saves the Day
Ted wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness ...
Published : 05.07.2008

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It's Not For Him Stupid
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by ...
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Published : 05.05.2008

Rate: 3.43
Elephant Story
Sometimes these "heartwarming" stories are a bit too ...
Published : 05.04.2008

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A Bun In The Oven
A four year old little boy was at the doctor’s office ...
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Published : 05.03.2008

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Grandpa's Driving Mistake
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter ...
Published : 04.07.2008

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Banned From Wally World
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists ...
Published : 03.29.2008

Rate: 3.27
Farmer Knows Best
A cocky Department of Agriculture representative ...
Published : 03.28.2008

Rate: 3.73
Army Vs. Navy
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy ...
Published : 03.27.2008

Rate: 3.82
A Fair Ruling
After several months of anticipation, Mr. Clark finally ...
Published : 03.26.2008

Rate: 3.62
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some ...
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Published : 03.22.2008

Rate: 3.83
2008 Tax Code - Revised
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the ...
Published : 03.20.2008

Rate: 3.83
Getting Even
One December day my husband and I found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight: starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her "Pussycat" ...
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Published : 03.18.2008

Rate: 3.83
What Is That Smell
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your ...
Published : 03.04.2008

Rate: 3.85
Definition Of OLD
First you tell your friends that you are having an ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 02.27.2008

Rate: 3.92
Placing Your Order
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 02.26.2008

Rate: 3.83
Quantas Airlines
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, ...
Published : 01.30.2008

Rate: 3.77
Ever Go Fishing?
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure ...
Published : 01.29.2008

Rate: 3.92
Jesus Versus Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about ...
Published : 01.26.2008

Rate: 3.92
Tough Old Cowboy
A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if ...
Published : 01.25.2008

Rate: 3.92
Roses & Hanging Baskets
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date ...
Published : 01.18.2008

Rate: 3.43
We Deliver
The owner of a small deli was being questioned by ...
Published : 01.17.2008

Rate: 1.74
The Teacher Wrote On The Blackboard
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had ...
Published : 01.14.2008

Rate: 2.55
Who Gets The Dog?
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came ...
Published : 01.12.2008

Rate: 3.83
Three Old Men
Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. ...
Published : 01.11.2008

Rate: 3.71
The Little Red Wagon
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San ...
Published : 01.10.2008

Rate: 3.83
The Pro
A woman was at work when she received a phone call ...
Published : 01.04.2008

Rate: 3.73
Where Did The White Man Go Wrong?
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government ...
Published : 01.02.2008

Rate: 3.85
Our New Supermarket
The new supermarket near my house has an automatic ...
Published : 12.30.2007

Rate: 3.88
Water Vs. Alcohol
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in ...
Published : 12.29.2007

Rate: 4.00
Idiot Sightings
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener.
Published : 12.28.2007

Rate: 3.62

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