The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a
sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very
important client. The client
out of the blue asks her to marry
him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However,
she remembers what her boss told her... don't reject the guy
outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king
from wanting to marry her.
So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will
only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement
ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat
diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he
nods his
head and says, "No problem!! I have. I have."
Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to
the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in London. As a
vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best
wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He
whips out his cellular phone & calls some brokers in New York
and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says,
"Okay, okay. I build. I build."
Realizing that she only has one last
condition, the secretary
knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her
time to think & finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition.
She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly,
"Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch
penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with
his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while
muttering in African dialect.
Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his
head, looking
really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I
cut. I cut.
