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One Day In the Jungle...

By: SteveCarterPublished: 02/27/1999
 
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One day in the jungle, the Cannibal Chief's sun and the son of a missionary were throwing a ball back and forth to each other.

The chief takes one look at this, becomes enraged, and runs over to his son.

When he gets there, the chief begins hitting his son and yelling "How MANY times have I told you, DON'T play with your food!!!!"

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