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Little Red Riding Hood

By: TrailLeadrPublished: 03/16/1999
 
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Little Red Riding Hood, is walking down the trail to her grand-mothers house, when she spies the Big Bad Wolf hiding behind some bushes. So she walks over, and says, "Gee! what big eyes you have." The Wolf looks at her, jumps up and runs away!

So Little Red Riding Hood continues down the trail again, and sees the Big Bad Wolf hiding behind a tree this time. Again she walks up to him and she says, "My, What big ears you have." And again he looks at her, and runs away!

Continuing down the trail some more, she sees him crouched down hiding behind some rocks, so she walks up to him and says, "Wow! What big teeth you have!" He looks up at her and says, "Would you leave me alone, I'm trying to take a shit!"

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