Ole died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the
morgue needed someone to I.D. the body, so they called up his two friends,
Sven and Lars, to come by and try to identify him.
Sven went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet, and Sven
said, "Yaa, he's burned pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over, and Sven looked at his ass
and said, "No, dat ain't Ole." The mortician didn't say anything, but thought
that was kind of strange. Then he brought Lars in to look at the body.
Lars looked at him and said, "Yaa, he's burned real bad; roll
him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Lars looked down at his ass
and said, "No, dat ain't Ole."
The mortician said, "How can you tell?" Lars said, "Well, Ole
had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.
"Yaa, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time the
three of us went to town, people would say, "Here comes Ole with them two
assholes."
