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 Divorced Barbie | | By: Laura | Published: 04/25/1999 | | |  |
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Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized
that it
was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
He drove to the mall, ran to the
toy store and asked the shop
assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she replied, "Which Barbie?" She
continued, "We have Barbie Goes To The Gym for $19.95, Barbie
Goes To The Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95,
Barbie Goes To The Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing
for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $255.00".
Ralph asked, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $255.00 when all the
others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious" the sales
lady said. "Divorced Barbie comes
with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture".
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Heh...
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started by
qwerty40
(06.25.2001 8:48:07 AM EST)
thats a good one.
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Divorced Barbie?
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started by
sammigyrrl
(09.03.2000 0:18:53 AM EST)
ugh."Just a Blonde-Haired, Blue-Eyed picture of Sin, lookin' for someone to use!!!"
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