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Correction & some more
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started by
DoubleBubble
(04.26.2001 4:55:41 PM EST)
The Bob Denver flying schools is supposed to be John Denver, isn't it? Bob is Gilligan! Here are some more:
Dan Quayle dictionary
Richard Simmons marriage retreat
Al Gore charisma school
IRS cash redistribution center
Britney Spears chastity training
Goofball politically correct page
(Don't even think about it!)
heres another 1
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started by
paparoach1
(04.26.2001 2:59:35 PM EST)
a funny joke by al,no offence but that sucked
We're going to infest
how true
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started by
aenemia
(02.11.2001 9:58:01 PM EST)
heh, amazingly true
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