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 Southwest Airlines, What a Ride | | By: Laura | Published: 04/30/1999 | | |  |
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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
to
Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to
his
mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have
baby
cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask
the
stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have
baby
dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?"
The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said that she had.
She then said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls out
on
time."
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