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Another Use for Viagra

By: LauraPublished: 05/03/1999
 
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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said, "that's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The pharmacist said,; "that won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "that's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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    started by LindaOdell
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    Is this why you use Viagra Ed?

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    started by cheeseball
    (12.23.2000 3:24:41 PM EST)

    Try that new drug, Niagra.

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