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The Incredible Pig

By: DovePublished: 05/05/1999
 
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A livestock feed salesman was traveling through a very remote rural area and his car broke down. Getting out, the man walked down the dirt road and eventually came to a farmhouse. Walking up into the yard, the salesman saw an old farmer sitting on the porch. Sitting beside him was a pig with two wooden peg legs. The farmer allowed the salesman to use the telephone and call a tow truck.

Once he had, the salesman and the farmer moved back out onto the porch and began talking. The salesman commented to the farmer, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice that your pig has two wooden peg legs."

"That there is an incredible pig, young man. One night, there was a fox in the hen house and the incredible pig charged up on this here porch and banged on the door until I woke up and heard the commotion. Saved me alot of chickens, he did."

"Wow," the salesman said, "that is an incredible pig".

"Oh, that ain't all he's done" replied the farmer. "Another time, the incrdible pig saved me and my wife's lives. Our kitchen had caught fire and the incredible pig kept charging the door until he broke in. He raced upstairs and woke us up. I was able to put out the fire. Yep, that pig saved us, he did".

The salesman was amazed. "Sir, you are right. That is truely incredible pig. If you don't mind my asking, what happened to his legs?"

"Son," replied the farmer, "you just don't eat an incredible pig like this one all a once."

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