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 Polly Want a Cracker! Ah-h-h, Never Mind... | | By: JayDee | Published: 05/06/1999 | | |  |
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David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully
grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other
word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to
say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's
attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft
music, anything he could think of to try to set a good
example....
Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled
back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and
more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the
parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard
the bird
squawk and kick and scream....then suddenly, there was quiet.
Not a sound for half a minute. David was frightened that he
might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and
said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language
and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior.
I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was
about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the
parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"
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