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It's Date Night!

By: JayDeePublished: 05/07/1999
 
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This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?" The man, mildly amused, calls down his daughter and the two leave.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Jim. I'm here to see Kim. We're gonna go for a swim. Can I come in?" The guy, now perplexed, says, "OK." He calls down his daughter and the two take off.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings and again the father answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. We're gonna go to a show. Can she go?" The man, now kind of annoyed, says, "Yes." He calls his daughter and the two depart.

Sure enough, a few minutes later the door rings and the father answers again. A kid standing there says, "Hi, my name is Chuck...." The father shot him.

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    Next date I have I'm going to be shot.

    Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.

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