A very meek and mild older lady went to a new gynocologist for
her annual exam. During the pelvic exam she noticed that the
doctor was making unusual noises which made her very nervous.
After several minutes, she finally got the nerve up to ask what
the problem was.
"Well, ma'am, I'm not sure how to put this, but you have an unusually large vagina".
Well, this just tore the poor woman's nerves up! After she got home she and her
husband had dinner and once she was sure he was settled in the
den reading the paper, she snuck up to the bathroom to see if
she could see what the doctor was talking about. She thought
for a moment and figured out that she could take her hand-held
mirror and lay it on the floor and that if she put her feet on
either side of it, she should be able to see her "privates"
rather well. Just as she was getting a good look she heard her
husband pushing open the door which she had left ajar so she
began to do toe touches.
"What are you doing honey?" he asked.
"Just doing my excersizes before my bath" she replied.
"OK, well be careful and don't step in that big hole in the floor"!!!