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Baby elephant trunk

By: Mike AndersonPublished: 02/24/2000
 
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A man is having trouble getting it up again, when his fiance suggests that he see a specialist. She tells him there's no way she'll marry him unless he does something about his erectile disfunction.

The man agrees, and sees one of the most respected doctors in the field, who says that he is the perfect candidate for a new treatment that has been getting rave reviews in Europe. "We take the trunk muscle from a baby elephant," said the doctor, "and implant it directly into the base of your penis. It works really well, and doesn't hurt the elephant at all."

Upon hearing that it is an outpatient procedure, he agrees to undergo the surgery the next week.

All goes well, and three weeks later, feels ready to try it out. He and his fiance go to dinner at a very nice, expensive restaurant in order to make the evening as romantic as possible. Halfway through dinner, his penis reaches up, grabs a roll, and disappears back under the table.

His fiance is amazed, and says "My god, honey, that was incredible! Can you do it again?"

He replies, "Probably, but I don't think my ass could take another roll."

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(04.01.2001 3:25:00 AM EST)

CUTE!!!!!!!!!

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beer is good and i like beer

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dont kick your kid

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started by daveminster
(09.09.2000 8:42:18 PM EST)

I was curious to find out what would happen ... not to happy to have found out

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