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Confucius say...

By: LauraPublished: 01/01/2000
 
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"Man who fart in church, sit in own pew."

"School boy who fool around with school girl during wrong peroid, get caught red handed."

"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand."

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