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Ad in London Times

By: the foxPublished: 02/25/2000
 
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Those naughty British...

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WANTED

A tall well-built woman with good reputation,
who can cook frogs legs,
who appreciates a good fucschia garden,
classic music and talking
without getting too serious.

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Screwed that one up... (0 replies)
started by montraic
(07.13.2000 3:02:20 AM EST)

The final message is supposed to read:
A tall well-built woman with good legs, who appreciates a good fucking
without getting too serious.

If you're gonna post it, please get it right...

"Give me ambiguity, or give me something else."

blah (0 replies)  
started by sexybeach
(06.05.2000 1:35:43 AM EST)

this was lame

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