A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends
$5,000 and feels really good about the results.
On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't
mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,"
was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really
happy.
After that, he goes into MacDonald's for lunch, and asks the
order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you
look about 29". "I am actually 47." This makes him feel
really good.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same
question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is
going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a
man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your
balls for ten minutes, I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and
let her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are
47."
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in MacDonalds."
~Lovin Oven~
