Walking the beat
By: M. L. Miller	Published: 05/25/2000
Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said "Damn, I was running late this morning and forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them." George replied "We don't have to go back, just give Fido, my trusty police dog, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you." It was a hot day, and Mary didn't feel like heading back to the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Fido's nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds of sniffing, Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house. Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido. Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen. Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry. Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's balls in his mouth! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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you (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.05.2000 1:50:35 PM EST) i like that joke make more.

dumb (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.27.2000 11:56:52 AM EST) why the hell is a police officer wearing a skirt anyway? i have never seen an on-duty female officer of the law in a skirt, doesn't seem very practical.

Walkin' the beat or... (1 reply) started by oliverclozoff (05.25.2000 2:49:22 PM EST) ...knockin' the meat?

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Desk Jockey 101 (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (05.25.2000 10:39:57 AM EST) Well, how about that? It just goes to show you how every police woman advances her career... NYPD Blue is correct!

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I'm third...... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.25.2000 7:52:28 AM EST) Like a Dog....

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