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Escaping with parachute

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/27/2000
 
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In a small airplane there were four people: the pilot, the Pope, Bill Gates and a hitchhiker.

They were flying over mountains when suddenly the pilot burst through the doors to the passenger compartment and announced that there was a fuel leakage and the plane would crash in 5 minutes.

"There are only three parachutes I'm afraid," he said, as he hurriedly grabbed one for himself and jumped out. That left the three passengers and two parachutes.

Bill Gates said, "I'm very important, and I'm the world's smartest man and I deserve to live." And with that he grabbed a pack and leaped out.

"Young man," said the Pope to the hitchhiker, "I am old, I have lived my life and it was a very good one. You're still young, please take the last parachute and save yourself. My life is in the hands of God."

"It's okay," said the hitchhiker. "Don't worry, we have a parachute each."

"How can that be?" asked the Pope.

"Well, the world's smartest man just jumped out with my backpack!"

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    Hi (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.15.2000 10:44:44 AM EST)

    i am first ha ha ha ha

    not even going to bother (0 replies)
    started by shorty
    (06.27.2000 11:11:48 AM EST)

    I'm not even going to write a long message about how much this SUCKS, you can read it for yourself.

    Shorty

    uhhhh well (0 replies)
    started by AlphaGore
    (06.27.2000 9:56:48 AM EST)

    I heard this one before from a secret service agent, except for it wasn't Bill Gates, it was Hillary as being the smartest woman in the world. I laughed my ass off. And it is I who is the smartest man in the world. I invented this here thing we call the internet.

    uhhh.. (1 reply)  
    started by XorsistXtreme
    (06.27.2000 1:20:29 AM EST)

    Bill Gates isn't the world's smartest man... he's the world's richest man, but certainly not the smartest... I believe that honor goes to... ME! e=mc˛, baby!

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