Autopsy 101
By: Seaweedy	Published: 08/28/2000
An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. "There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear." Having said that, he shoved his finger into the corpse's anus and then he boldly licked his finger. "Now you must do the same," he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed, each student inserting a finger and then licking it. "Second," the professor continued, "you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you happened to notice that I put my MIDDLE finger into this man's anus, but the finger I licked was my INDEX finger?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Funny ha ha . (0 replies) started by trailertape (01.17.2001 7:41:34 AM EST) Would be nice if he had stuck his tongue up there.... no really!

what if (0 replies) started by rickshoe (09.05.2000 3:02:22 PM EST) what if he had stuck his pecker in the ass!!! what would he have licked instead?????

funny.. (0 replies) started by Lauryn (08.30.2000 10:08:16 PM EST) but i think that diablo's response was even funnier..actually made me laugh! Go figure. Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.

Old Shit..... (0 replies) started by JesusChrist (08.29.2000 10:02:35 PM EST) Hasn't everyone already seen this shit before? Are there no more jokes left? I mean goddamnit..... How many of you died a virgin?

Ken Kaniff (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.28.2000 7:47:21 PM EST) Totaly groos but really cool

GROSS.... (0 replies) started by Julz (08.28.2000 5:54:28 PM EST) Totally gross....not even funny!

Actually.... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.28.2000 4:17:16 PM EST) The original joke had the instructor dipping his finger in a urine sample and licking his other finger.

Ha! (0 replies) started by Loki (08.28.2000 3:57:49 PM EST) He he, that was actually pretty funny!

I think (0 replies) started by beaudiablo (08.28.2000 1:50:51 PM EST) I would take that finger of his and shove it as far as I could into his eye socket.

Haha (0 replies) started by Phr0zen69 (08.28.2000 1:44:09 PM EST) Pretty cool ~Keep smokin~

I think (0 replies) started by beaudiablo (08.28.2000 12:33:02 PM EST) I would take that finger of his and shove it as far as I could into his eye socket.

Wow.. (0 replies) started by blahblahblah2 (08.28.2000 11:25:59 AM EST) Im impressed.. that was actually funny. Goofballs Seaweed. Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

Riddle... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (08.28.2000 1:23:20 AM EST) Q: What will we call these idiots after they graduate? A: "Doctor." If you took all the women in the world and laid them end to end, it would be a great idea!

yucky (0 replies)   started by kentster (08.28.2000 0:24:47 AM EST) eewwww!!! yucky yucky kentster

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