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"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002
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"AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote control. So instead of saying, 'The check's in the mail', people are going to say, 'Hey, I wanted to pay, but I couldn't find the remote.' "
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#223 The Basenji is the only type of dog that does not bark.
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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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 Stupid House Guest | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 09/16/2000 | | |  |
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John went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he and his wife could not offer him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the sofa in the living room, or you can sleep down the hall in the room with baby."
John said that he would prefer the sofa.
The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a gorgeous young blond. "Hi," he said, "who are you?"
"I'm Baby, and who are you?"
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Hey Suicide King:
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.18.2000 11:55:50 AM EST)
Your comment makes it doubly obvious that you understand the punch line in the joke. We didn't need it explained, thank you.
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I agree...
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 4:21:36 PM EST)
Jackie's jokes usually suck. If you just curse a lot and be crude, you too can be Jackie the Dorkman.
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Robnoxious
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 8:13:58 AM EST)
That was fucked up, you knob-jockey!
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it wasn't that great
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.16.2000 11:54:16 AM EST)
but at least jackie didn't put a joke up today
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