Might As Well Go Fishing
By: Carl Fogh	Published: 08/10/2000
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" Kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" Kid says "101,237.64." Boss says "$101,237.64 What the hell did you sell?" Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?" Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Mmmm (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.17.2001 2:12:02 PM EST) Fishing Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

people like naked ladies (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.14.2000 6:27:50 PM EST) a guy walked in a room and saw a naked women he was amazed her ran out of the room and hid.. this man was straight and he liked women so Y did he run out? teh women was a 95 year old sumo wrestler

Well done, Karl (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.10.2000 2:06:31 PM EST) it was a very good joke.

Any excuse to go fishin' (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (08.10.2000 10:35:43 AM EST) is a worthy excuse. However, for a $100k, you get a lot of substitute sex.... The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Well......... (0 replies) started by Smokey (08.10.2000 0:02:15 AM EST) ...........forget the fishing, that's a lot of money for table dances............. Can I get a hell yeah?

1st (0 replies)   started by deeznutz (08.09.2000 11:59:00 PM EST) it was pretty funny deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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