What Success Means
By: VirtualJul	Published: 10/11/2000
Success is different to us at different times in our lives! At Age 4...Success is...not peeing in your pants At Age 12...Success is...having friends At Age 16...Success is...having a driver's license At Age 20...Success is...having sex At Age 35...Success is...having money At Age 50...Success is...having money At Age 60...Success is...having sex At Age 70...Success is...having a driver's license At Age 75...Success is...having friends At Age 80...Success is...not peeing in your pants Funny how things repeat themselves. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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;-> (0 replies) started by kingofallmedia420 (10.11.2000 11:29:42 PM EST) that earned a smurk (you'll see, i'm hard to please when it comes to jokes Legalize, Don't Criminalize

well, (0 replies) started by doublej1984 (10.11.2000 4:00:38 PM EST) Looks like I have the system beat. (Take that however you want it to)

Success is..... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (10.11.2000 11:25:13 AM EST) At Age 45...Success is.... NOT running out and buying a Harley and NOT sleeping with someone younger than your kids. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Hahahaha (0 replies) started by RedNeckedTulsan (10.11.2000 9:09:27 AM EST) Thanks Jul. Now if i can only stop peeing while i have sex......

Sounds good to me... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (10.11.2000 1:35:31 AM EST) I think I'll drive over to the whorehouse and take a whiz. Take time to stop and smell the panties.

Third (0 replies) started by daveminster (10.11.2000 0:50:23 AM EST) At least I ain't first That's not true, I got my drivers license and still pee in my pants

True Enough (0 replies) started by Asp (10.11.2000 0:10:29 AM EST) I hope I can still drive and maintain bladder control at the same time at those ages.

hehe.. (0 replies)   started by bigtomato (10.11.2000 0:08:56 AM EST) most kids the goal at every age after 12 is to have sex!! Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy! I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!

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