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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is nherently of no value to us."
—Western Union internal memo, 1876
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#186 A female kangaroo is called a flyer.
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breath smell is so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
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 Swapping Stories | | By: RachelBabylon | Published: 10/04/2000 | | |  |
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give
you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision.
And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!"
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great
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started by
doublej1984
(10.11.2000 4:05:28 PM EST)
another one to put in the vault. Hmmm... If only I could keep the combination a better secret.
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LOL
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.08.2000 6:15:24 PM EST)
only good or original joke thats been on here 4 a while
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LOL
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started by
some1dude
(10.05.2000 3:07:00 AM EST)
This is truely a good joke
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HEHE
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started by
trevorparsons
(10.04.2000 12:24:40 PM EST)
It is funny and makes you think....All the good things about a joke....and you can tell your grandmother without getting a slap....BONUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Well
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started by
obiwan
(10.04.2000 8:45:18 AM EST)
It made me laugh.E-chuta!
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