The Heist
By: Anonymous	Published: 11/28/2000
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't feel uncomfortable until the midget drags a chair over to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to pull up his zipper. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them, just briefly." Seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says: "Okay, hand me your wallet or I jump!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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mouthful (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.07.2000 2:51:47 PM EST) a guys car breaks down in front of a house.he rings the door bell.a man opens the door.and the guy tells him his story of what happened and asks if he can spend the night there.the man says yes as long as you do not have sex with my daughter.he steps into his house and sees a beautyful woman.that night the man heres something coming from his daughters room.he checks and doesnt here anything.the next morning the man asks his daughter why didnt i here anything in your room?and the daughter replies because you taught me never to talk with my mouth full

mouthful (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.07.2000 2:46:27 PM EST) a guys car breaks down in front of a house.he rings the door bell.a man opens the door.and the guy tells him his story of what happened and asks if he can spend the night there.the man says yes as long as you do not have sex with my daughter.he steps into his house and sees a beautyful woman.that night the man heres something coming from his daughters room.he checks and doesnt here anything.the next morning the man asks his daughter why didnt i here anything in your room?and the daughter replies because byou taught me never to talk with my mouth full

Joe C died?? I just saw him on tv like last week (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (11.30.2000 3:31:46 AM EST) damn..well, this guy had the whole world swingin on his nizzodes, or at least a midget §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG What's up, shmokahs? Puff puff givity give!

But wait! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.29.2000 11:03:58 AM EST) When I'm at a urinal, I NEVER take my testicles out of my pants. I just take my penis out and urinate. I also stand pretty close to the urinal. This guy obviously takes his entire package out and stands back a few feet before firing away. He deserves to get robbed.

was that... (0 replies) started by rook30505 (11.29.2000 1:55:16 AM EST) in honor of Joe C? Pikachu is the devil.

um, (0 replies) started by SuzieQ (11.28.2000 5:55:19 PM EST) ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd maybe that will work

oh my (0 replies) started by bigdaddygoob (11.28.2000 5:29:41 PM EST) HOW MANY FRIGGIN TIMES AM I GOING TO HEAR THE SAME JOKES?!?!?!?!?! GøøßëR Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol

yep (0 replies) started by doublej1984 (11.28.2000 12:10:41 PM EST) migets are the smartest people in the universe. Just look at mini gates (see comment for this months caption contest) R.I.P Joe C the greatest musician of all time. am I just paranoid? nope, Im just stoned.

IT SERVES HIM (0 replies) started by donut38 (11.28.2000 0:09:05 AM EST) RIGHT LETTING ANOTHER MAN PLAY WITH HIS BOYS

1st!!!! (0 replies)   started by stnrken (11.28.2000 0:07:15 AM EST) ouch! 420 24 7

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