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Raisin Bread

By: SeaweedyPublished: 11/18/2000
 
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A general store owner hires a young lady who wears very short skirts. One day, a young man enters the store, glances at the girl, and says. "I'd like some raisin bread, please." The girl nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view. As the young lady retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around, looking in the same direction.

Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the miniskirted girl climb up and down. After a few trips the girl is tired and irritated. She stops at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man, and asks, "Is your's raisin too?"

"No," croaks the feeble old man, "but it sure is startin' to twitch."

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    Tell the girl to take off panties... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.01.2001 11:57:39 AM EST)

    And sit on my lap with my cock fully inserted.

    Can you bend over... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.18.2000 6:45:08 PM EST)

    and butter my bread for me??

    I'll have a hard roll... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (11.18.2000 1:11:23 AM EST)


    ...and after that, you'll have sticky buns!



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    oh boy (0 replies)
    started by brucewolcott
    (11.18.2000 1:04:37 AM EST)

    im glad its friday and the beer is making me understand things better!!

    bruce is off the key,,,breaker breaker!!

    SHE MADE THE OLD GUY`S (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (11.18.2000 0:13:16 AM EST)

    DAY ONE HE CAN LOOK BACK ON

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    (11.18.2000 0:12:20 AM EST)

    DAY ONE HE CAN LOOK BACK ON

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