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"Well, I think we need to work with governments and institutions and NGOs to encourage the institutions of a free society," Bush said. "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here, and say, this is where I [have an] office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - The Washington Post, "Rocking the Vote in the Middle East," Feb. 20, 2004
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"I wouldn't restrict myself to having just half the Cabinet be women. I might want more."
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#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
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 Something Nice For Dad | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 11/23/2000 | | |  |
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Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."
Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense.
Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going on.
"Well," said the other brother, "You said to do something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."
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dumbass
(0 replies)
started by
rook30505
(11.25.2000 6:24:21 PM EST)
see above Pikachu is the devil.
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Cheap bastard!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.24.2000 1:58:28 PM EST)
That's one crappy tuxedo if it only costs $200 a month. It should cost that much a day!
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lolol
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.23.2000 0:46:08 AM EST)
sounds like a blonde joke
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