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Higher Wage

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/16/2000
 
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A manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential employee application and notices that the man has never worked in retail before. He says to the man, "For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage..."

"Well Sir," the applicant replies, "The work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing!"

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    Tell me about........ (0 replies)
    started by alphagore
    (12.18.2000 5:20:35 PM EST)

    Those were eight long years.

    cool (0 replies)
    started by loser
    (12.16.2000 6:12:17 PM EST)

    that is so true, its not even funny, now im pissed that you start at minimum wage, when the work IS harder

    WTF?

    this might be the beer tallking... (0 replies)
    started by cspimp
    (12.16.2000 1:12:28 AM EST)

    ...but this sucked

    Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

    o, this sucks (0 replies)
    started by assfuck
    (12.16.2000 0:11:03 AM EST)

    here i am first and all (please stop bowing) and i realize this joke sucks moose kaka. good thimg i am nearing blackout.

    I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

    AIN`T IT THE TRUTH (2 replies)
    started by donut38
    (12.16.2000 0:09:30 AM EST)

    FORTUNEATLY I KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING EXCEPT SET THE DAMN CLOCK ON MY STEREO THE VCR NO PROBLEM BUT THAT FUCKIN STEREO PISSES ME OFF EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT

    thats right, i'm fisrt(not drunk) (0 replies)
    started by assfuck
    (12.16.2000 0:05:10 AM EST)

    Dude (sweet) I am so first, for the first time ever, like, uh, first. I rule all of firstness. Like as if. Whatever.

    I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

    first mf (0 replies)  
    started by assfuck
    (12.16.2000 0:00:30 AM EST)

    first

    I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

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