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#41 Shrimp can only swim backward.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, The only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures!
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Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? A: They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps horse dung all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that
horse dung, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She says, "You want tomato sauce on that? We just moved in and we
haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
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Theif!!
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stingo1
(04.25.2001 6:24:40 AM EST)
That was stolen from an I Love Lucy episode!
um,
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started by
SuzieQ
(12.10.2000 8:14:01 PM EST)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
eating shit...
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started by
cspimp
(12.09.2000 8:09:13 PM EST)
...is not a joke...i had a friend in high school who ate shit for $50 and i couldn't bring myself to talk to him ever again
Kill whitey!!!!!!
this sucks
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.09.2000 4:54:19 PM EST)
this is the gayest joke in the world im George W. Bush's daughter
this is stupid.
Real Funny
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started by
allstarjm
(12.09.2000 4:26:31 AM EST)
That would be funny if it didnt suck so much
First
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started by
estoude1
(12.09.2000 0:03:26 AM EST)
It was funny 40 years ago, when I first read it.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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